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The general public has not been advised of this yet, but NORAD went on full alert today when StrutWipe Tommy took to the air and terrorized the FAA control tower with the rookie’s bumbling request and understatement of intentions. It has been five months since the last reported apocalypse StrutWipe Tommy flight. F-16s were put on full alert and was rumored that the fighter pilots quaked and shuddered at that thought of intercepting the newly upgraded ultra modernized fix pitched propeller spinning at whopping 2400 RPM and its advance air spaced ignition leads with renovated mags. It was further reported that both air and ground forces were not able to respond in time with the aircraft flying at 0.12 Mach Speed. During the debrief at the old pilot daycare center, at RYN, no squawks were reported!
